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No one is saying a government shutdown is funny.
But back in 2011, when a government shutdown loomed on the horizon, Twitter lit up with a looser take on the federal budget crisis, along with dozens of crazy-goofy “government shutdown pickup lines” – organized under the hashtag #govtshutdownpickuplines and variations thereof.
In light of today’s actual shutdown, those pickup lines have resurfaced, along with a raft of new ones.
We combed through reams of these lines and came up with this selection – along with the burning question, Is this the best that's out there?