The Absolutely Ridiculous Burger
Price: $1,999
Restaurant: Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, MI
This 338-pound hamburger packs 540,000 calories and held the record for the largest burger for a few years. Make sure you order early, as there’s a 72-hour minimum notice required. And if you want it to go, you’ll need to throw in an extra $200. You’ll also need a truck to bring it home.